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I left my job in December of 2008 because they had reduced everyone's hours to 24 a week. I started at a new place and now I was just notified tomorrow will be my last day. So much for that all that.

Random Wednesday Night..

I was minding my own fucking business on a Wednesday night last week, when all of a sudden I got a text message from an old fuck buddy. Let's call her K. She basically was just texting me to say hi, but I was instantly curious as to why. I knew she ahd a boyfriend and she couldn't possibly want anything to do with me, seeing that in the past all we did was screw each other's brains out. She told me she wanted to hang out later...I turned her down because I knew she had gained some weight the last time I saw her. She threw a complete fit on the fact that I wouldn't go pick her up right away. I knew where this was going....I finally gave in and picked her up, knowing I would get a piece of ass. To my surprise, when I showed up, she seemed to have lost some weight. I had a feeling she wanted to sleep with me to show herself off. I definitely was giving her a chance to. We wasted little time after getting to my house. She rode me like a god damn pony, after talking about her boyfriend for a half hour. Another man's trash is another's treasure, I guess.

Weekend Details...

So Friday night I passed up a night at the bar and go-karting for my Aunt's 36th birthday. I figured, hey, I can see my family and have a little fun. I drove an hour and a half north in terrible traffic to get to the Applebee's my Uncle decided to throw her dinner at. First thing I notice is the waitress they had at the table, was someone I used to hang out with a couple years ago. Her name was Danielle and she always had a thing for me. After flirting with her and giving her a big hug hello, she notified me she was up there for college. The flirting went on through the night, and when I left, my number stayed behind on her receipt. Next to the tip....Never heard nothing back surprisingly...

On Saturday, I had a pre-arranged date for this girl I met online. She wanted me to attend her company formal party. I got into my suit and went with her to this party, knowing it will score me enough points to get laid that night. I went there and met everyone she works with and ate a prime rib dinner. Free drinks up the ass and tons of appetizers. I couldn't say it was bad... So afterwards, I took her to the house and she stayed over as expected... She had chronic bad breath, and was extremely unattractive without her clothes. In the morning, I don't think I could do anything to get her to leave. She acted like as soon as we slept together we were married. I knew the younger girl was a bad idea... Little did she know, as soon as she left, I wasn't going to talk to her ever again. Right when she left I got a text..."So, what exactly are we?" Wrong question. She just doomed herself for good.

New Year's Night

On the night of New Year's day, my friend Sean and I were in pursuit of something to do. One of the girls I met online text me and asked me if we could meet up later. We agreed and met them at the local Walgreen's. She was driving a car full of girls as we pulled up next to them in the parking lot. She told us to follow...."cute face" was my first thought. Sean agreed. When we finally got to their place, it wasn't good. She got out and was about 20 lbs overweight. We partied with them a little bit, but all the girls were anything but flawless. Turned out to be quite the weird group. We took off around 4am and drove back. Last time I'm meeting up without a body shot...

New Year's

Happy New Year and welcome to 2009! My New Year's eve was anything but spectacular. I went to a local Pizza place with a few friends and a little asian rich girl named Rebecca. She has quite the reputation to be easy. After we left that place, we went back to my place to wait and pursuit a party. This ended up being a major failure...as nothing formed. My friends went to the local dive bar, and I stayed behind to hang out with the asian girl. A little kissing, a little fondling, and a lot of listening to an extremely annoying, spoiled brat. Eventually I had to say something about her terribly annoying conversation...and she didn't like that. My friends came back from the bar at 2am and banged on my door and yelled obsceneties until she was pissed. One thing my roommate said "Hey, when you're done fucking that bitch come upstairs". She didnt like that at all....she stormed out of the house at 3am and took off. Thanks guys.