So Friday night I passed up a night at the bar and go-karting for my Aunt's 36th birthday. I figured, hey, I can see my family and have a little fun. I drove an hour and a half north in terrible traffic to get to the Applebee's my Uncle decided to throw her dinner at. First thing I notice is the waitress they had at the table, was someone I used to hang out with a couple years ago. Her name was Danielle and she always had a thing for me. After flirting with her and giving her a big hug hello, she notified me she was up there for college. The flirting went on through the night, and when I left, my number stayed behind on her receipt. Next to the tip....Never heard nothing back surprisingly...
On Saturday, I had a pre-arranged date for this girl I met online. She wanted me to attend her company formal party. I got into my suit and went with her to this party, knowing it will score me enough points to get laid that night. I went there and met everyone she works with and ate a prime rib dinner. Free drinks up the ass and tons of appetizers. I couldn't say it was bad... So afterwards, I took her to the house and she stayed over as expected... She had chronic bad breath, and was extremely unattractive without her clothes. In the morning, I don't think I could do anything to get her to leave. She acted like as soon as we slept together we were married. I knew the younger girl was a bad idea... Little did she know, as soon as she left, I wasn't going to talk to her ever again. Right when she left I got a text..."So, what exactly are we?" Wrong question. She just doomed herself for good.
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