Monday Night Fun

Tonight I went to a dive bar with my wingman Thomas to meet up with some girls. There was a good group of 7 girls, all 6's and 7's. We flirted quite a bit with all of them, but in the end, I struck out trying to kiss one of the 6's. I didn't move the set and tried to make out with her right in front of her friend. She wasn't having anything to do with it.

Follow Ups

I dropped barista girl a voicemail, about a week after asking for her number. No response...I might try one more time before writing her off. Persistance seemed to pay off with her previously.

Now, in other news. I went to a joint called Tailgator's in North Everett with my buddy Thomas. I flirted with quite a few girls and opened a few sets. I finally got a cute girl from Lake Stevens to dance with me. Blonde chick, just turned 21. She was kinda trashy though, real sloppy drunk, a smoker, and a mouth like a sailor. Either way, we did a lot of touching and talking. I eventually asked to use her phone to call a friend because I "lost my phone." I called my phone from hers and saved her number. I then called her later in the night when we were standing right next to me and she was clueless as to how I got her number.

Blonde chick: "That was corny! You could have just asked me for my number!"
Me:"Well we gotta take off, I guess I'll talk to you later"
Blonde chick: "Well now that you have my number, you should call me!"
Me: (smiles and walks off)

I called her the next day and invited her to a "house party" with some friends. Her voicemail said her phone was broken and she would be checking her messages. I might try again later.

Barista Pickup

So I was at Safeway today, and saw a gorgeous barista...wow she was cute. I spit a little game at her, asking about her plans for the labor day weekend and whatnot. She seemed real positive responding to my game, but I left because she had some customers.





After I left, I had a huge regret not just asking her out. I was already driving way down the road, so it's too late to turn around. So I got my phone out, googled the number for the Safeway, then called and asked for the Starbucks.





Barista:"This is Danielle"

Me: "That's your name"

Barista: "Who's this?"

Me: "The blonde guy you talked to a second ago"

Barista: "Oh hey!"

Me: "I just realized I didn't get your name on my way out when I was in a hurry"

Barista: "Well now you have it."

Me: "I was wondering if when you are feeling better I could take you to dinner?"

Barista: "I'd love that."

Me: "OK, give me your number."

Barista: (gives number)

Me: "Ok then, I'll call you later and set it up"

Barista: "Great."

(We hang up)



She seemed generally enthusiastic. I am going to give her a call in the next few days and try to get that dinner date going. This girl is really cute, I mean, girlfriend/dating type cute, which is my highest standard of looks. I could definitely walk around with her on my arm.

Great, monday is labor day, and I don't have holiday pay

Can't take it anymore, I need to get laid. Been on a drought for a little bit.

Gentlemen's Quarterly

I subscribed to GQ today...I want to expand my fashion horizons.

The Goods, Live Hard, Sell Hard.

The title above is the movie I saw on Friday night with some 19 year old chick.

I met this one chick (lets just say her name is N) online, we made out a couple of times, then she got back with her boyfriend. Not before introducing me to her friend "K". I let some time pass, then gave K a call on a random Friday. We made out in the movies and had appetizers at Applebee's. She's skinny, kinda cute, but could put a little more effort in.

None-the-less, when I dropped her off at her car, we made out in my car for quite a bit, until she finally blew me while I sat in my driver's seat before getting back into her car and going home. Haven't talked to her since, but I will call her soon. I'd have to say she's had it out for me since she met me, but I would like to at least like to fuck her before we stop talking.

Online Ventures

One post I would like to add, about some 18-year old I met on a random dating site. I basically got a message from this red-head saying "you're hot, you should call me, (Phone number)". So I took the bait. We talked through the phone for a little bit, but then I reluctantly agreed to meet in person.

We met, and she looked OK. Her dad is pretty much rich, and she quickly came across as some spoiled brat. No matter, as she gave me a ride in her brand new F-150, while we talked for about an hour. She then just parked the bitch and turned the lights off. I already knew what was going down...She did some playful flirting and touching, then was blowing me right there in her truck. She mounted me and screamed all freakishly like she was trying to impress me. This continued until I was finished, then I told her it was time for me to go home, as I had to work the next day.

Now she's been calling me non-stop and I have been ignoring her. The neediness and desperation are huge turn-offs. Get a life.

Back to Work...

Took a break from my blog for the past 5 months because I've been unemployed. I also took a break from my other projects as well (such as school and my website) to find work. After about 15 interviews and a mound of piling debt, I'm back to work. Dating is a little harder when money is tight. But I've managed to find some cheap ways to get laid. This isn't easy, seeing that I'm sleeping on a friend's couch right now, trying to get back on my feet financially. Nothing hurts more than trying to get laid with no bedroom.

Back to Unemployed

I left my job in December of 2008 because they had reduced everyone's hours to 24 a week. I started at a new place and now I was just notified tomorrow will be my last day. So much for that all that.

Random Wednesday Night..

I was minding my own fucking business on a Wednesday night last week, when all of a sudden I got a text message from an old fuck buddy. Let's call her K. She basically was just texting me to say hi, but I was instantly curious as to why. I knew she ahd a boyfriend and she couldn't possibly want anything to do with me, seeing that in the past all we did was screw each other's brains out. She told me she wanted to hang out later...I turned her down because I knew she had gained some weight the last time I saw her. She threw a complete fit on the fact that I wouldn't go pick her up right away. I knew where this was going....I finally gave in and picked her up, knowing I would get a piece of ass. To my surprise, when I showed up, she seemed to have lost some weight. I had a feeling she wanted to sleep with me to show herself off. I definitely was giving her a chance to. We wasted little time after getting to my house. She rode me like a god damn pony, after talking about her boyfriend for a half hour. Another man's trash is another's treasure, I guess.

Weekend Details...

So Friday night I passed up a night at the bar and go-karting for my Aunt's 36th birthday. I figured, hey, I can see my family and have a little fun. I drove an hour and a half north in terrible traffic to get to the Applebee's my Uncle decided to throw her dinner at. First thing I notice is the waitress they had at the table, was someone I used to hang out with a couple years ago. Her name was Danielle and she always had a thing for me. After flirting with her and giving her a big hug hello, she notified me she was up there for college. The flirting went on through the night, and when I left, my number stayed behind on her receipt. Next to the tip....Never heard nothing back surprisingly...

On Saturday, I had a pre-arranged date for this girl I met online. She wanted me to attend her company formal party. I got into my suit and went with her to this party, knowing it will score me enough points to get laid that night. I went there and met everyone she works with and ate a prime rib dinner. Free drinks up the ass and tons of appetizers. I couldn't say it was bad... So afterwards, I took her to the house and she stayed over as expected... She had chronic bad breath, and was extremely unattractive without her clothes. In the morning, I don't think I could do anything to get her to leave. She acted like as soon as we slept together we were married. I knew the younger girl was a bad idea... Little did she know, as soon as she left, I wasn't going to talk to her ever again. Right when she left I got a text..."So, what exactly are we?" Wrong question. She just doomed herself for good.

New Year's Night

On the night of New Year's day, my friend Sean and I were in pursuit of something to do. One of the girls I met online text me and asked me if we could meet up later. We agreed and met them at the local Walgreen's. She was driving a car full of girls as we pulled up next to them in the parking lot. She told us to follow...."cute face" was my first thought. Sean agreed. When we finally got to their place, it wasn't good. She got out and was about 20 lbs overweight. We partied with them a little bit, but all the girls were anything but flawless. Turned out to be quite the weird group. We took off around 4am and drove back. Last time I'm meeting up without a body shot...

New Year's

Happy New Year and welcome to 2009! My New Year's eve was anything but spectacular. I went to a local Pizza place with a few friends and a little asian rich girl named Rebecca. She has quite the reputation to be easy. After we left that place, we went back to my place to wait and pursuit a party. This ended up being a major failure...as nothing formed. My friends went to the local dive bar, and I stayed behind to hang out with the asian girl. A little kissing, a little fondling, and a lot of listening to an extremely annoying, spoiled brat. Eventually I had to say something about her terribly annoying conversation...and she didn't like that. My friends came back from the bar at 2am and banged on my door and yelled obsceneties until she was pissed. One thing my roommate said "Hey, when you're done fucking that bitch come upstairs". She didnt like that at all....she stormed out of the house at 3am and took off. Thanks guys.